Top 10 Suggested Charitable Activities for a Bored Democratic Communications Director

10. Figure out how to have fewer seats in the State House.

9. Recruit canvassers for federal Republican candidates

8. Make a media buy for federal Republican candidates

7. Do phone banking for federal Republican candidates.

6. Do a push poll against your own candidates.

5. Spend all day reading blogs. (Completed)

4. Issue press releases as a fake Republican and then issue rebuttals as the real Democrats.

3. Divert out of state PAC donations to Republicans.

2. Pay the rent for the Republican Congressional Candidate’s headquarters.

1. Donate the Party’s ‘Cash on Hand’ to Charity.


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